Wednesday, June 9, 2010

No News is Baaaaad News

So apparently when I know I haven't been doing very well with my eating and exercising, I don't feel like sharing my failure. Hence the no posting for over a month.

Mom, the babe, and I went to KY to visit some family. Let me just say that Southern Living does not bode well for Annie's body. 5 lbs in 6 days. Heres how...sweet sourdough bread. It was to die for. So I'd have 2 slices for breakfast, and slice for brunch, a slice on the side of my lunch, 2 slices as a side for my dinner, and a slice for a bedtime snack. All smothered in butter, all deliriously mouth watering. Add on top of that 3 fast food stops on the way down and 3 on the way home. I could almost hear myself gaining weight. On the plus side, we've been outside a ton so I have a nice tan. I know its not health or weight related, but in my opinion tan fat has always looked better than pale fat.

Confession:
As I write this I am 1/4 of the way through a pint of Ben & Jerry's Half Baked. I earned it today though. Believe me!
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So since I confessed do I get to say like 10 Hail Mary's (or Hail Jerry's) and then it magically won't appear on my hips this week? Oh wouldn't that be nice. God bless the Catholics.